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Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.
- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.
-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."
3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin
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Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
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The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.
The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.
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When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.
I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.
She's your mom too sis...
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(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.
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Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.
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Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
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When you make a girl come using the same tool you scoop pumpkin seeds from Jack-O-Lantern with.
Yoo when the power was out last week dis girl was tryin to jack my lantern so I slipped her a roofie and gave her a creamy pumpkin.
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a game on scratch that now a meme
young boy:wanna play hungry pumpkin
bro:memes
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Pumpkin crotch is a dirty oder, and infectious disease that a woman will catch when she sleeps around with numerous men, we like to call them "Hoe Happy Jackie's" often has a Russian boyfriend that she uses and then has sex with other men for financial reasons. Anyone that sleeps with a pumpkin crotch is also surely to catch the disease, so beware and be safe kids.
Hey Vitali how does it feel that Jackie gave you pumpkin crotch, from sleeping around with numerous men?
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