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song. Hilarious parody of “Putting on the Ritz” often sung at celebrations of the end of the ill-advised brief Uklear war.
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Play “Putin on the Blitz-krieg” with your few remaining fingers.
To Putin yourself is to, inadvertently cause the direct opposite action of what you set out to achieve.
Vladimir Putin started a war as he was worried Ukrainian would join NATO and give him a direct border with them. In doing so Finland and Sweden joined NATO and give Russia a direct border with NATO.
A lad phones his best mate to find out why he is spending time with a group of friends including his ex. The best mate asks "if he thinks he would break the man code of you don't date your mates ex's?". The lad replies "well yeah". This ends the friendship allowing the ex friend to date the ex girl.
HE PUTINED HIMSELF
To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else
When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it
A male “butterface”, a man with a good body but bad face
based on how Putin has a great body but a scary face and also sucks
Adam Driver? Yeah, that man has a Putin-bod.
Self inflicted political isolation
The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.
Phone Call to Putin (Russian: звонок Путину) is a slang term used by some Russian police departments for torture method which consists of administering electric shocks to the person's earlobes. According to Amnesty International, torture with electric shocks is common in Russia.
source: youtube/torture cases,wikipedia
if you don't sign the confession maybe we need to be putting you through to a Phone Call to Putin my friend.
When you feel like you just took the biggest shit, but upon investigation of the results only a tiny log remains with your ass crack covered in smeared shit.
You attempt an action that everyone in the room believes would be easily within your abilities, but fail at every attempt looking like an asshole. You continue to act as if it was the best results, even when everyone around you has encouraged you to just stop being an asshole
Russia pulled a massive Putin on invading the Ukraine.