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Roblox is a game for kids who didn't hit puberty yet, or a game for your local pedophile to get turned on and shove blocky bodies in each other to simulate sex. But don't worry because kids can get into that action too. Your local elementary school probably has kids that play roblox. You know what makes those kids special??? AUTISM. Roblox players have autism and Telomon himself said it.
Reporter: Telomon. You made smash hit roblox in 2004. Has the people on it become more annoying?
Telomon: Heh, Smash hit, THATS WHAT I DID TO YOUR MOM.
Reporter: Erm. Okay. This is the end of the interview. Back to you Tom.
6 Year Old: Hey do you have Roblox?
Other 6 Year Old: Yah. Why?
6 Year Old: Cause I wanna fuck you in Roblox.
Other 6 Year Old: Well lets do it baby.
(They proceed to their bedrooms and tell their brothers/sisters to get off the tablet cause it is their turns) (The 6 Year Olds start having sex.)(Very high pitched moaning noises can be heard from the 6 Year Olds rooms and from their dad's bedrooms.)
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A lego rip off game which most kids play and bully each other because they don't have robux (roblox money)
Johnny: Hey Timmy i play Roblox
Timmy: Ew you're not my friend anymore
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Roblox is the terrible reincarnation of Minecraft. Half of the the time there are 9 year old kids running around looking for little girls to bang. Common quotes are "Wanna succ " "Shes Mine" or "Wanna come to my house". These kids that play this game are the reason this generation is failing. We are all disappointments to our ancestors because of the Roblox kids. These kids also spend hundreds of dollars buying a currency called "Robux"
Haha you dont have the fedora that is 75 FUCKING DOLLARS ON ROBLOX.
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A game that is literally LEGO turned into a video game. You can buy ingame cash called ROBUX.
Let's play Roblox, Tim.
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Roblox is a canceruous virus that can kill you by addicting you to the game its like meth and coacain just it has a better affect on the addiction. It usally affects children from 6 years old to adult that have 30 years old. If your older than 14 you can easily avoid the addiction the 12 years olds usally have that addiction till they acctually pass 20 years old. From kids who died by addiction of that game may rest in piece.
CS:GO Player: Hey dude wanna play CS:GO with me we will pound some noobs.
Roblox Player: SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM PLAYING CS:GO ON ROBLOX WHICH IS BETTER THAN REAL CS:GO!!!!
CS:GO Player: So your on cocain too ha.
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The game everyone players fortnite sux mother fuckers so kiss my ass i like hacking roblox for life dumb ass man Nikodem baj is kookoo on mooniu
Roblox you fucker Roblox is better than fortnite fucker
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A game only fucking autistic 9-year olds play. And when you join all you see is people saying "123 for s3x." You also see these fuckers spamming oof.
Friend :"Roblox is the best game ever."\
Me: *shoots myself in the head*
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