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The Race

Puberty.
If someone has almost finished the race, they have almost finished puberty.
You normally begin the race 11-13 years old.
You can try to slow down the race by shaving etc.

Example of the race:

Dom. Cantwell is running the wrong race

by falseteeth September 26, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


ambien racing

The act of taking a dose of ambien before getting into your car and driving home for the night. If you arrive home before you fall asleep, you win.

OR

Taking an ambien and then masturbating ferociously to see if you can get your rocks off before the ambien kicks in and you fall asleep with cock in hand.

Frat-Brah 1: Dude, I'm so pissed at my roommate.
Frat-Brah 2: How come brah?
Frat Brah 1: Brah, I came home this morning and my roommate was passed out on our couch with his dick in his hand.
Frat Brah 2: Oh man, sounds like someone was ambien racing.

by Lumberjack Hands March 26, 2012

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit Race

A competitive event where two people attempt to complete a defecation in the fastest time, while occupying adjacent bathroom stalls. Also known as a Brown Derby, after the Wimpy desert.

Ian just beat me hands down in a Shit Race. Either that or he just fired a shotgun into a bucket of livers in there.

by Lord Chief Justice June 10, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


big race

describes a race between two erepublik players - Krimpie and wincenty1. They raced to 2500 strength points in game. Wincenty1 won it. Since that time Krimpie is devastated.

- U remember the big race?
- Yeah Krimpie was so pissed that he lost.

by wincenty1 May 19, 2011


Race pity

When you are racist to yourself. It makes totally it socially acceptable because you arent being mean to others, but yourself.

yo im not racist, i just pity my race

Race pity is totally fine bro

by totally not lecrim June 2, 2021


Dog Race

Verb; bring shame or discredit on

1 Their table manners are a dog race. 2 The milk has run out? What a dogs race!

by enansaal February 5, 2018


stinken race

Refers to most of the sub continent population: Indians but not Pakistan as they are different. The full term is stinken race of human vermin

Look at that latest disaster in India, all the dead won't be missed, the dead stacked in piles they truly are a stinken race , a stinken race of human vermin

by maxwell-monty November 14, 2022