The most magical creature known to human, night walker, father of a young frog. Extraordinary pee pee.
Woah, Russell Bunda's In your pants.
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Getting hit in the head with a telephone.
"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"
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Pet peeve. Something that annoys you and your jimmys
Mom- Were all out of Oreos
Jacob- That really russels my jimmys
To finish off ridiculously quick while in a sexual act such as intercourse or skullfucking.
The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.
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A Hairy Sandy Pascootch
He likes Rap hence his initials
R.A.P.
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The absolute goat of F1, will be the one to break hamilton's records, better than Fernando Alonso by a country mile, the sexiest driver and a pro at making powerpoints.
"Who is the goat of formula 1"
That would be George Russell
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