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the act of vomiting into a females genitals and proceding to lick out the vomit and the vagina. usually the act is commited when over-intoxicated, or due to an extremely foul smelling vajajay.
after a long night of dancing and drinking i took nancy home, but because i was so drunk and her pussy stunk so badly i ended up giving her a russian soupbowl.
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You pronounced this nonsense. Not me. -Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov
Yesterday I wrote to an opponent (who misinterpreted my words): “You pronounced this nonsense. Not me.” Look at the comments to my tweet below. They return this phrase on every occasion. Many of them are apparently bots, but some seem to be humans. How differentiate between them? - Russian Ambassador to International Organizations in Vienna Mikhail Ulyanov
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The Real Russian Kiss
2003/06/25
Russian people have a weird perception of a Russian kiss. This conclusion was made by the Vologda-based independent statistics agency. Specialists of the agency conducted an opinion poll among Russian people and asked them the following question: "What is a real Russian kiss?"
The results of the poll showed that a Russian kiss is a "very long and passionate kiss without spit or snot." A Russian kiss "makes your head spin, it makes you feel as if you are falling down and you do not have to analyze, where your lips are and where your tongue is." As a result of this explosion of feelings, a woman gives up and goes with the flow, whereas a kiss lasts the whole night, as a rule. There were some Russian people, who have never heard anything about a real Russian kiss. They think that a Russian kiss does not differ from any other kisses of other nationalities. Such people are in the minority. It is strange that such a minority exists in Russia, because former Soviet leader Leonid Brezhnev has shown everybody a very good example of the Russian kiss: "strong, unexpected, from the bottom of the heart."
Russian Kiss was said to be lady kissing your penis or kissing peoples with your anus...was two theories.
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1. A ritual in which one douses themselves with cheap perfume until their clothing becomes fully saturated with the scent, which will last for weeks. This practice is the last step in preparing for a night on the town.
2. A replacement for deodorant; spraying your armpits with a perfume of choice. The alcohol kills the odor-causing bacteria, while the aromatics leave a long-lasting scent. This effectively prevents body odor for quite a while. Is immediately accompanied by a few seconds of intense stinging on freshly-shaven armpits. This practice is more effective than deodorant and is much safer, since regular deodorant contains cancer-causimg agents.
1. Hold on! Before we leave, I need to take a Russian shower.
2. Arkady: I noticed that I smelled like shit, and I was too lazy to take a real shower, so I just took a Russian shower.
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(v): when you put a strap-on dildo on your head (so you look like a Unicorn) and and then fuck the shit out of your girl(or guy) until she(or he) screams your name.
Chris: "Dude i heard your girl spent the night"
Edward: "Yeah! I gave her the ol' Russian Unicorn!"
Chris: "Nice!"
That guy over there looks like he's ready for the Russian Unicorn.
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To take a large 8" to 10" solid shit and carefully place it into the freezer. Once frozen solid, the turd is used as a dildo.
It melted slowly as she was given the russian torpedo
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During sex, this is when the male pulls out of the vagina and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.
Steve: "Yo, man, I gave Becky a Russian Salad last night."
Joe: "...God hates you."
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