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A 12-year-old little fuck. Hobbies include pretending that she is better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to her dad.
My name is Parodoxial Shift, and I love pretending that I'm better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to my dad.
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The process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect penis. Can also be used as a passive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and bitch fits from their female counterparts. (Mental stick shifting.) Those accused of dick shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
*While a drunk dirty skank is giving John Smith a hand job, she starts starring off into space...*
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
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The week that your girl is on her period.
"Hey Johnny, did you get laid last night?" "Nah man, Becky is on the Red Shift this weekend."
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Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'
'Maybe she's born with it?'
'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
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This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?
Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?
Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*
Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?
Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*
Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.
Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
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The keys used to type an exclamation mark. Noobs often forget to hold down the shift button when being noobs so instead of "!", they simply type "1"
The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.
"ZOMG~!!! I am TEH best!!! SHIFT + 1!!"
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A botched pseudoscience of multiversal theory that has no real backing, aside from stories. It’s effectively guided meditation along with lucid dreaming that doesn’t make much sense when you really look into it.
Person 1: I participated in reality shifting yesterday! Wrote the script and everything.
Person 2: I heard of that- isn’t it just lucid dreaming?
Person 1: No, I saw it on the internet, it has to be true!
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