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The state in the morning where you stand for hours in the shower with your arms crossed and head down, kidding yourself that you'll get out at some point.
"Why are you late for work?"
"Sorry sir, I was in a shower coma."
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a sexually frustrated college male who sticks four fingers up his rear for pleasure
He sent pictures to his 15 year old girlfriend of his shower scrub
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a Whore Shower has several variations. It can be performed by a whore in a gas station washroom sink, washing only the stinky parts of her body. Another variation is when the whore douches herself and uses perfume to cover up the smell of sweaty sex for sale.
Shit, I'm late for work and I don't have time to shower, so I'll just have a whore shower at work.
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A horribly degrading place where teen boys are suggested to shower in front of their peers. No one does it except during gym class swimming units which happen once a year. During this yearly ritual boys strip naked (except the smart ones who change in private and don't shower) and shower together. Usually they talk about penis size and what not but overall they act like immature kids.
This is only true in high school and in college guys use them to, you know, shower!
HS Guy A: C'mon man we're done swimming let's go get naked and shower!!!
HS Guy B: Yeah, and we can laugh at our friend with a small penis and act like idiots in the school showers!
College Guy A: Dude, I'll be back later, I gotta go shower.
College Guy B: Okay man, I'll catch up with you later.
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The act of drinking an iced cold beer in a hot shower. This is usually done on friday nights for those who can't pregame before going out. Typically, you wash your face, pound a beer, wash your hair, pound a beer, wash your body, pound a beer, and so on. This is so when you are done getting ready for the night, you're already drunk.
Dude...we're leaving in 20 minutes? Fuck it, I'll do a power shower.
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similar to golden shower, only involving vomit instead
Howard Stern puked when Jeff received his roman shower on the air.
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A group of cunts numbering more than 8 that are gathered in the one place. A cunt gathering or "shower". The correct collective term for cunts.
I dont want to go to Paul Pedinghams place as it usually contains a shower of cunts
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