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When during hardcore sex, you accidentally pull out and when thrusting back in, you jam on the side of your partner, painfully bending your penis
We were going at it until i fell out and got a bent spear.
When two guys are participating in anal coitus; and the pitcher tazers the catcher while yelling "lightning spear!"
"Lightning spear!"
"Ugh, I wish Terry and Jerry would get a quieter hobby"
WHEN YOU ARE FUCKING A FAT GIRL DOGGY STYLE AND YOU PULL OUT OF HER PUSSY AND RAM UR COCK IN HER ASSHOLE WITHOUT MERCY
I Was Whale Spearing my neighbor without lube all night.
One of the most talented, prettiest, and sweetest celebs in Hollywood. I don’t understand why people hated on her so much back in the day! She’s never said a bad thing about anyone, loves children, and donated to so many charities! One time when asked in an interview “If you could have one wish what would it be” she responded with “world peace and for everyone to be happy!” So what if she’s provocative? She’s not a child! People can express themselves how ever they like! Her music has always been great! She even wrote some of her songs WITH HER OWN melody! She learned to play the piano in JUST a weekend! She was even the one to teach the choreographies to her backup dancers for her performances!! She was the one who came up with the concepts of most of her music videos! And yet ppl said she’s talentless?! She EVEN has a natural strong alto voice like Whitney Houston, yet they forced her to sing in a robotic baby voice! It breaks my heart to know what she’s been through, she’s the strongest human being on earth who chose to keep going and push through! She inspired so many people to not be ashamed of their mental illnesses such as anxiety, depression, etc and to not be ashamed of making mistakes! Britney isn’t perfect she’s human! but she’s amazing! I hope she knows how much of a joy she is to the world! I hope she knows that we are there for her! We love you so much Britney! You’re an international treasure! Your freedom is coming soon!! #FreeBritney
Person 1: Britney Spears has no talent
Person 2: What about when she wrote some of her songs and came up with her own melodies on the piano, choreographed the dances for her performances, taught choreographies to children, came up with her music video concepts, and sings like Beyonce?
Multitalented woman, also known as “The Princess of Pop.
One of the most successful and talented artists of all time.
Who’s Britney Spears? She’s the princess of pop!
The one and only Queen B. Sweet, talented and beautiful, sadly made into a product so her father could get some cash. One of the most tragic Hollywood stories ever. Fighting for freedom and for custody of her kids.
Britney Spears has gone through a lot of sh*t. Stop being so harsh on her. She’s a human being.