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From an anime called "Gravion" in which it says "Planetaly Defence System All Destroyed A Decased Citizen 10,000,000 STATUS CLITICAL!"
The reason "Planetary" and "Critical" are misspelled is because in Japanese, R and L are the same things. This goes into other things such as "Herro!" as some say to make fun of a Japanese person, or even "Harro".
The real thing should say
"Planetary defense system has destroyed 10,000,000 citizens! Status Critical!"
Bobby: I shoot you in head!
Dood: OMG!! I bleed! Now this be status clitical at best!
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This typically occurs when you leave yourself signed in to facebook/myspace on someone's computer and they change your status to something juvenille or ridiculously embarrassing. This can also happen from you leaving your iPhone or Blackberry some where with your facebook app accessible and your password saved. You can usually identify the culprit because they are the first to leave a comment or "like" your ridiculous status.
guy1: Hey man did you see Johnny's status? What's up with that?
guy2: Yeah man, but James commented on it 3 times in a row two seconds after it was posted so I figured he got status jacked. You know he always leaves his iPhone everywhere. Homeboy needs to put a password on that thing.
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Short cursed yet blessed videos that have been blowing up recently.
Lmao get off your lazy butt I won't explain it for you sucker (shitpost status)
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The state in which it is alright or even encouraged to perform sexual acts on others without any consequences because you are so close of friends
Person 1: "Dude, did u just sleep with her?"
Person 2: "Nah its coolman I got BFFL Status, its a just friends thing"
Person 1: "Ok man that could have been a close one"
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1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.
I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.
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Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.
I hit that shit pro status.
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Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.
Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.
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