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The act of looting your teammates kills in PUBG and taking all the good stuff before your teammate arrived at there kill.
Steven Seagull -"Nice shot mate.."
Teammate -"Gee Thanks....wow they sure did not have any loot..."
Steven Seagull -"Yes....right....not loot found here..."
A pornstar who Loves to have sex with Dominic with his long dark curly hair half breed self he's a short guy half Mexican from Austin Texas with a large cock and she absolutely can't get enough of him she will go all the way to anywhere whenever or where ever he is at to to have sex him oral anal kinky shit fetish you name it she is one of the sexiest And funnest and funniest women ever she makes that money gettin to tha bag she got that swagg and dress style dance she can do it all on or off camera
Bro if you could pick one woman to be with tonight who would it be
Jada Stevens hands down!
Damn I forgot all about her
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An Olympian from Australia who gets all the bitches. He's blonde, cool and knows how to have a good time. His rockin' bod combined with his dynamic personality makes him a great catch.
Girl 1: Do you see that fast Aussie??? He's soooo cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, his accent is so adorable! I want him!!!!!
Guy 1: Me too! I wish he was gay...
Girl 1: Must be Steven Solomon.
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A girl character from South Park.
Best Friends with Wendy Testaburger, has a red jacket/shirt and puffy/curly hair.
Has gone into a relationship with many boys, started to sprout.
Wendy : My friend Bebe Stevens is so cool!
Red : Uh yeah, cool.
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A very powerful man, one so powerful he beats his three wives for fun. Has hair the likes one has never seen; it resembles matted down beaver hair that never moves, even when fighting on top of a train or running around in the Alaskan wilderness. Currently weighing in at a cool 400 pounds, he doesn't have to actually fight anymore, just wave his hands and all have broken necks or arms. He dresses to kill in all black, which does not hide his bulky ass. No acting skills are required; all that is needed is to have a dick in your throat and be able to mumble "Mission Accomplished". In order to kill like Seagal, you must be able to slide for 20 minutes without a running start and shoot your enemies at the same time, even on the flatest of surfaces. (No reloading is required, your ammo is endless).
Every movie is made with his character having the name "John", "Jack", or "Casey". In order to write a plot for a Seagal movie, all you must do is have him a) be a cop, b) a mercenary or c) an ex-serviceman. Then Seagal must either save a sub, a town, a nuclear warhead, the environment, or all of the above. He must do battle with Columbian druglords, terrorists, or environmental evildoers. Then Seagal ultimately saves the day, and ends the movie with a snazzy one-liner. While the credits are rolling, you could have him strumming one of his guitars, and singing a jaunty little number.
I totally Steven Seagalled that guy; Mission Accomplished.
I am Steven Seagal...someone has to take out the garbage.
I tried it with my girlfriend, she said "mission accomplished, all the way in".
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Actor who plays in "The Covenant". Absolutely drop-dead gorgeous. Plays one of the 5 sons of Ipswich. Sex master
If only he was Steven Strait...
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Patron Saint of Flight Attendants
Steven Slater, upon being hit in the face by a customer's overhead luggage, became psychotically enraged. He then shouted expletives at passengers, opened the door, triggered the emergency exit warnings, grabbed two beers from the beverage cart, and made his escape down the inflatable slide onto the runway. He was arrested while having sex later.
His tirade was immediately discussed on the social media. He is a leading authority on how to quit a job.
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