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a particular situation when you sweat so badly that the sweat from from your body actually makes your stockings stink terribly nastily and unbearably bad that the image of satan shows up in you head after you close your eyes due to the smell of the stockings.
alex : hey jessie get down and take them stockings off so i can see them hawwt leggys ..!!!!!!!g
jessica : (takes the stockings off and throws them on alex's face ).
alex : SHITBALLS them satan's stockings are killing mee!!!!!!!!! (( punches jessica and knock's her out)).
when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream
Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift
I sure hope to find some Bitcoins in my e-stocking this Christmas!
A shit meme that nobody will ever understand the meaning of.
Ben: Can we have a communal stock-f?
Matt: Shut up Ben that shit is gay.
worthless paper that goggle gives to hourly employees in exchange for typing
Squirrely squirrels work for stocks instead of taking real risks