Man United supporter

Member of the Establishment or urban elite with an affected interest in Association Football in order to enhance their credentials as a member of the working class made good. Their declarations of loyalty to a professional football club, based adjacent to the Manchester Ship Canal but started by a group of Yorkshire railway workers, increase in intensity in direct proportion to their distance from Salford Quays. For example, many of their most fervent supporters used to be found in London but recent marketing efforts suggest that Manchester United PLC considers its consumer heartland to be in the Far East.

The most popular item on the menu at Old Trafford is believed to be the prawn sandwich.

Manchester United is simultaneously the best-supported football team in the world (due largely to its overseas fan base) and the most despised ( due largely to its arrogant assumption that it is the best supported football team in the world).

Generally held up as a shining example of all that is good about English football, this American-owned club is managed by a Scot and employs players from South America, Portugal and other far flung parts.

Genuine Man United supporters inhabit Salford and North West Manchester; for these individuals it is the most convenient football club so might be considered local.

"Which team do you support?"

"I'm a Man United supporter"

"I didn't know you hailed from the fair (though somewhat rainy) city of Manchester"

"Where's Manchester?"

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Donald Trump Supporter

WHITE TRASH. A bland colored person who loves to yell MAGA and has no self worth for them or others. A white Supremacist who even hates themselves. An idiot who drink the Kool-Aid

“Stop rubbing onions on your eyes on live TV you’re dumb Donald Trump supporter”

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Emotional Support Vehicle

An large vehicle, usually a pickup truck, with modifications to make it appear larger, taller, and more aggressive, and more "off-road capable" (but not used off-road).

If you were thinking about questioning Chad's masculinity, take one look at his new $90k Emotional Support Vehicle and put that thought out of your head.

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proud non-supporter

One who is proud to withhold their support, allegiance, or commerce from a person, organization, cause, political party, or ideology with whom they are in disagreement with or indifferent towards.

Although a proud non-supporter may never sound off publicly or on social media about their dislike of something or someone, they will put their money where their mouth is. One who boycotts something or someone is a good example of a proud non-supporter. There are other proud non-supporters who are very vocal about who and what they will not support. One does not necessarily have to be against something to be a proud non-supporter. One need only be indifferent toward a person, organization, cause, political party, or ideology and be proud of their indifference.

I'm a proud non-supporter of the New World Order and their globalist agenda. I'm proud that I refuse to drink their Cool aid.

Emotional Support Ex

your ex that no matter if you’re dating them or someone else you consistently just cannot leave alone. you probably are hung up on them but you’re just “friends”

“they still talk? i thought they broke up?” “girl that’s just her emotional support ex.”

Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.

I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.

tech support scammer

some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored

tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer

YouTubers: "trolling starts"