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Old-school definition:
When dumping out, a turd hits the water at high speed, usually because of the gas build up behind it increasing velocity. This causes the toilet water to splash, sending toilet water up your butt hole. A very uncomfortable mental and physical reaction because you realize that bog water has shot up your ass.
OMG, I took a power shit and got bog-washed. Now I have bog water up my ass. I'm glad I was at home, and not on some some nasty 7-11 toilet. Need to force a shit to get it out of there!
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A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.
What's David doing?
Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!
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After Grog Bog is the shit you do after a night of drinking alcohol
Angelina: I wouldn't go in there if i were you
Brad: Why's that?
Angelina: I have the worst After Grog Bog
Brad: Right, I'll give it at least half an hour
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Keeping a toilet roll in the fridge after eating a very hot curry, so as to cool your ass when you wipe it.
I had a fantastic vindaloo last night. Really hot. Proper bog roll in the fridge stuff.
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The typically loose and barely controllable bowel movement that many distance runners experience immediately after a long run. Variant of after grog bog.
Jim: Great run, man. You want to grab a beer?
Tim: Thanks, but I better go before I have an after jog bog right here.
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The act of masturbating whilst having a shit at the same time.
I went into the toilet straight after Patty the other day, all the toilet paper was gone, he must have had a bog n' sprog.
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A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!