A dump so bad that the building needs to be evacuated immediately afterwards.
See church bog stopper
Someone did a Lochran in the office toilet and we're not allowed back in the building for the rest of the week!
A turd so massive that it permanently blocks the church toilet and causes humiliation, sarcastic comments and eventually a ban from the vicar.
Don't let Andy hire the church hall as he'll unleash another church bog stopper and we'll have to cancel the church fete again!
When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.
When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.
You have just been Lochraned.