October 25

Today is ‘Wowwd Wetawded Day.’ Pwease wead the fowwowing statements with a wisp and be suwe to fowwow each and evewy one of them.

-Pwonounce r’s and l’s as w’s to save breath
-Act as gae as you can

The fowwowing shaww be made iwwegaw:

a. being poow.
b. being cwosew than 9 feet, the cwoss of Jesus shouwd fit between you.

i. Considered as sexuaw hawassment and wiww be punished with castwation/femawe ciwcumcision
c. Be tawwer than 6’ foot
d. Suicide

i. Punishabwe by death by offendew’s choice of execution
e. The wetter L, unwess in officiaw usage ow in refewwing secwetawies.
f. Wistening to KPOP.
g. Women caught bweathing wiww be chawged with the cwime of THOT.

i. Wheweupon the punishment shaww be traditionaw stoning.

ii. Pewpetwators may appeaw for jaiw sentences as wong as they agwee to wisten to the gworious song of the big Despacito.
h. Fwocinaucinihiwwipiwification wiww be wendewed iwwegaw on this day because it has an excessive amount of L’s.

Administwation:

-The Big Chungus shaww be appointed Pwime Ministew fow a day.
-Miwk tea addiction is now a nationwide crisis.
-Aww citizens must now howd up a big fat middwe fingew when they disagwee to something.

Person1: Today is ‘Wowwd Wetawded Day.’

Person2: Indeed. It is October 25- ow should I say Octobew 25.

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April 25

Leave your bff bf or gf on read and see there reaction

Tell them after the day is done

Friend-hey(read)

Friend- THAT B****LEFT ME ON READ

Just leave a random person on read because it April 25

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January 25

January 25 is the date where many beautiful people across the country are born

Player 1 : Wow she's so beautiful. She was definitely born on January 25th

Player 2 : I know right

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25 lighters

To hustle everyday in a effort to remove all of your stock and get paid accordingly.

25 lighters on my dresser/yes sir/I got to get paid.

(See the DJ DMD,FAT PAT,LIL' KEKE song "25 Lighters" for further guidence.

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December 25

THIS IS A DAY OF JESUS CHRIST. NOT ANY OTHER SHENANIGANS LIKE NATIONAL SEX DAY. GO BE A CHILD A JESUS AND PREACH. PREACH!!!!

John: “Oh my gosh it’s December 25th! You know what that means... national-“

Lisa: “NO. NO. NO. Stop. Now get off of your phone and go to church.”

John: “OK BOOMER”

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November 25

NOVEMBER 25 is national skip middle school day anyone with J or L in the beginning of their name get to skip school

HAPPY NOVEMBER 25th J AND L

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June 25

Only queens are born on this day and the bad ones too

Sandy:She looks like a badass queen!
Kyle:It’s because she’s born on June 25

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