Face Card

A term used in the hood to describe the ability to be fronted or get something based off of your popularity and trustworthiness

Yo bro front me a couple pounds until I get back on my feet you know my face card good

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greeding card

Combination of "greeting card" and "greed," describing a personal greeting card that you get in the mail that has money or a check in it.

A greeding card from Uncle Ralph, sweet.

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V-card

Used to describe someone's virginity or in the phrase, 'I just swiped my v-card. Usually a playful term used instead of the normal colloquialism.

Hey man.
Sup?
I heard you swiped your v-card last night.
Lolllll yah it was teh seks.

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yellow card

Expression meaning that a girls nipples are visible through her shirt. Deriving from the automatic yellow card given to soccer players if they slide tackle with their studs ( cleats ) showing.

Me : Dude it's cold.
You : Wow look at that girls nips.
Me : Yellow card ! Studs showing.

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fat card

while drunk, fat girls become attractive, in such, when you are drunk you punch your "fat card" to sleep with them, however you can only punch your fat card if you are extremely drunk...

"so i heard u went whale'ing last night"
"yea well everyone punches the fat card at some time or another"

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Jew Card

To lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren't Jewish.

Boy: I like you
Girl: Ok. I like you too.
Boy: You aren't Jewish so it won't work
Girl: You just Jew Carded me.

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pick a card, any card

pick a card, any card.
Drink if it is a 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,jack,queen,king,joker or ace of spades, clubs, hearts or diamonds
you must drink.
The game goes clockwise, but if you drank then you have to pick another card, any card.

kathleen: 'Garry, pick a card, any card'
*Garry picks card*
Kathleen: Drink!
Garry: weaiguvogmkanetjewokgbmk (He is too drunk for words)

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