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1.What a guy cums onto after masturbation
2.A whore
1. I used her as a jizz towel
2. She fucks everyone. What a jizz towel!
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Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
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Jizz Nugget refers to Jizz that is pure white in color, the size of a penny and comes out of your ass. It is mainly used as an insult, or just randomly said in dead silence.
"Your such a Jizz Nugget!"
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A woman who is so slutty, she probably still has another dude's cum in her vagine. jizz pie
Stacey is cute, but she is such a jizz pie- stay away from her unless you want the monkey pox. jizz pie
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A tissue used to catch your jizz on.
"I finished knocking one off and flushed my jizz tissue down the toilet"
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An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.
When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.
Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.
Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. เฒ _เฒ
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