knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

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knee capped

A method of persuation or intimidation that originated from the I.R.A. (Irish Republican Army) where a person is held down and someone takes a 2x4 piece of wood with a nail stuck through it and beats the victims knees with it untill they rip his/her knee cap off or permanently damage it so they can never walk again and undergo serious pain and agony.

An Orange coat got knee capped to scare the british out of Ireland.

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Arrow to the Knee

Incorrect term used by many when trying to sound like they play Skyrim. The correct phrase is Arrow IN the knee. IN THE KNEE.

follower: I used to ....... then I took an arrow to the knee
WRONG
IT'S ARROW IN THE KNEE
GOSH.

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knee deep

In a lot of trouble

California is knee deep with Arnold Schwartzenegger running things.

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knee sex

Very careful targetted groping of the knee, as well as under, below and above the knee to achieve knee-orgasm. Preferably performed by more than 2 people (gender is not an issue with knee sex)

Who's up for some knee sex?

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the knee slappers

A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.

Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"

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Noah knees

When legs are exposed from the knees up while sitting due to shorts that are to short exposing milky white thighs.

Can you sit different? I'm distracked by your Noah knees.

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