Boba Babe

A small, beautiful, Cute yet sexy girl of Asian descent. She’s always dressed on point, she’s smart and funny as heck, makes friends with anyone and everyone, lights up a room. Consumes boba tea and noodles like it’s about to be banned. Wins every debate, chased by every guy she meets. Grade A woman and wife material. Marry on sight.

“Damn she’s cute but she ain’t no Boba babe”
“ I really wish that Boba Babe wasn’t with that guy, he’s one lucky dude”
“I brought my Boba babe into the gas station to pay and the clerk gave her a free drink”
“My Boba Babe and I had a debate on the color of the sky, I said it’s blue she said it’s red. I now know the sky is red”

plumper

a euphemistic word to describe a hog-like woman

Jeebus, Katie is quite the plumper. And Dave fucks that?!?!?

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cunt

n 1: a woman who is thoroughly disliked syn: bitch
2: obscene terms for female genitals syn: puss, furburger, pussy, slit, snatch, twat, bearded clam, tuna taco, meat flaps, piss flaps, mancatcher, stinkhole, fuzzy flounder

1. "She said her son thought Patricia was a cunt"

2. "Patricia's cunt is malodorous"

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knee biter

a little, petty jerk that metaphorically doesn't even come up to your waist in stature.

"man, did you hear what Arminda said Pete?" "Yeah, she just a knee biter"

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porkbottom

a fat girl

Jeebus, Chris did you see Patricia's ass? She has become a porkbottom.

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