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the love of my life also can be altered to make beep beep communism.
guy 1: wheres all the food gone
guy 2: beep beep lettuce
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Beep Beep Lettuce
Mike: Hey Jim. Jim: Beep Beep Lettuce
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A legendary meme god who is the greatest athlete of all time
Beep Beep lettuce is a god at soccer.
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1. The act of administering or performing oral sex upon a female.
2. A female requesting one perform oral sex on her
Female: "Frank, I would love it if you would eat my lettuce in bed tonight."
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Friend: Alright, beep beep lettuce!
Me: beep beep lettuce!
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Something that seems good on the outside, but is actually bad for you on the inside.
Josh seemed like a good guy, but he's really just a prick, he's like a lettuce wrapped hamburger.
If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"