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Someone who is so attractive that their mere presence supplies sufficient lubricant for anyone’s desires. Similar to calling someone a “tall drink of water” but the person is hotter, more sexualized, and much more lubricating.
Oooo. Check out that tall tube of lube—making me all horny and wet.
When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.
Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
a sentence used to describe lube for those too poor to afford or in a desperate situation and require lubrication. inferring that council estates (of the uk) may be too poor to afford any decent lubrication. coined in the same sense that "council pop" refers to water from a tap.
him - "lets have anal sex"
Her - "but we havent got any lube!"
him - "thats fine, ive got council lube"
him - *spits in hand*
When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.
My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?
When something sucks, because its a pain in the ass
Dude, that homework task was totally anal without lube.
Snow that makes your car go slideways
Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight
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