Mop Job

When you're getting a blowjob, she throws up cause of choking on the big dong, and mops it up afterwards.

"Dude I got such a good Mop Job last night, she sucked and cleaned so well. I'm asking her out again."

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Mop Water

Homemade iced tea; Another way of telling someone you have iced tea that you made, the term comes from the fact that homemade iced tea looks like mop water and the joke that a waiter/waitress that does not like a customer will bring them their iced tea with dirty water usually from a bucket that was used to clean the floor with.

My friend asked me what I had to drink and I told him that I just made mop water an hour ago if he wanted that.

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mop head

"mop head" is a word for tall stupid people with the hair of a mop. usually, the person that is named this has mop hair, that blocks his eyes from seeing. they usually never wash their hair. you see, the mop takes up so much space, they have no space for their brains.

Bob- "holy shit, that tall Asian kid looks like a fucking mop!"
William- "damn, he also never shows up to school, thats probably why you just noticed that"
Bob- "oh i get it! he doesn't show up to school cuz he can't see!"
William- "he's also fat, thats probably another reason he doesn't come! man's a mop head!"

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Janitor's Mop

The act of drenching your pubic hair in anything you want: Beer, Mayonaise, soda pop, virtually anything that will hold in the pubic region, and ringing it all out over your girlfriend's mouth.

Dude, I janitor's mopped that girl all night long with some old pickle juice I found in the fridge.

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e -mop

a word i created. e-mop means a mix between a poser and a emo. this type of person does everything an emo would do. listen to their music, dress like them, think like them and everything. the only difference is that they do not cut their wrists making them not emo. making them posers so there e-mops! i would much rather see emops then emos though...

An e -mop is a very stupid person.

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Mop and Bucket

The sexual act when a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and she attempts to deep throat, but when she does, she vomits onto his penis while it is in her mouth. In her distress, she tries to pull away, but the man forces her to continue the blowjob, and he reaches his climax. As he reaches his climax, he pulls his penis out of her mouth(bucket) and releases his sperm into her hair(mop).

"If that chick vomits on my penis, then I'll have to give her the mop and bucket!"

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Mop Bucket

When you cum in a sock numerous times and ring it out on a dirty slut.

I gave chandler a mop bucket last night.

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