"When a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face."
> *laughing very hard* "DUDE, STOP, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A SAXCITED PANDA SOON!"
>> "Go use at this thing then..." *links girl to buy a baby dribbler*
> *now looking like a Saxcited Panda, crying with laughter* "WHYYY?!"
A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
That girl is a total virginity panda.
When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!
A wild species most found in Jefferson County,MO. The panda man is most popular know for his very distinctive "war-cry" mostly heard around dinner time. The panda man is an allusive beast but is very kind and cuddly.
jeremy panda man
A male who is whipped by their female asian companion could be said to be wearing a "Panda Blanket."
"Hey, Ricky, you comin tonight?"
"Nawh man sorry. Sun's not feelin well i gotta go keep her company."
"Jeez Rick, im surprised you even manage to breath wrapped so tightly in that Panda Blanket."
when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
A large hairy homosexual person, of the asian variety; typically seen playing MMORPGs, such as Final Fantasy XI.
Goddamnit guys, those noodle slurping rice pandas just claimed Faffy.
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