Peanut Buffer

A hom who uses his cock to buff the peanuts contained within another hom's terd (i.e fucking him up the arse)

Julian Clary is a peanut buffer

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peanut butter

(n.): a type of food that is produced by breaking roasted peanuts into smaller particles that eventually become creamy. This is often used to torture people by pasting into one's buttcrack and letting a dog lick it up.

Help! My name is Julian P.; I'm being held against my will and a dog is licking my ass.

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peanut butter

Anal sex; butt sex; the butt secks

i gave some peanut butter to my gay boyfriend

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peanut butter

Something you say when you don't know the answer to a question.

Whats 2x2 Joe? Peanut Butter?

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salty peanuts

sweaty man sack, sporty testicals.
often used by child molesters and homosexuals to describe a yearning for sexy time man explosions.
spoken: saltee peenitz (try to say penis but still say peanuts)

"umm, i just love salty peanuts"
"anybody got any salty peanuts, so salty in my mouth?"
or yelled at the bar "SALTY PEANUTS!!!"

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Peanut-Piss

first discovered by adam palethorpe on the 13.04.1998

masturbating on a semi full bladder, ejaculating, then finding yourself urinating short, sharp and annoying bursts of piss over a period of time like an old man with an aggravated prostate, keeping you from falling asleep for at least 30 minutes. the remedy is to store urine into a mammoth sized portion, until your japseye has gone from tingling to feeling numb, then you can let rip on your toilet basin.
A.K.A.
P-to-the-P

Omg tell your dad to stop P-to-the-P-ing in my mum's mouth

had major peanut-piss last night

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peanut girl

A girl who suffers from primordial dwarfism, littlest bitch in the class.

Man, that girl was def a peanut girl, she had proportionally small arms and legs to her small ass head.

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