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a woman will lay down, ass up while the man sticks his dick inside of the womans ass and then acts like he's flying
man : i just had superman sex last night, it was so nice
The state at which a person's alcohol consumption warps them into superman and THEY THINK that they are capable of doing anything!
Everything was cool at the party until that short elf-looking dude got his "liquid superman" on. When he see that video of Big Frank stomping his ass out, bet you he won't try him again!
Wearing one's underwear on the outside of one's pants (or, in the UK, trousers), named for the eponymous superhero's outfit that appears to feature red briefs worn on top of blue leggings.
Is often considered a cop-out approach to theme parties and events that require one to dress in one's underwear.
Did you see many other people downtown celebrating no pants day?
Only a few, and most of them were just Supermanning it.
Well, that's a load of bullshit.
Jenn trolled me last night. She said she was going to text me a picture of herself in her underwear, but in the picture she was just Supermanning it.
Harsh.
Skeet on the sheet, stick it to your girls back while she's asleep, let it dry.
When she wakes up t will be stuck to that hoes back like Supermans cape!
If you want to get her back, "Superman that hoe" and take a picture to show your boys.
Smile superman is a cool guy. He faces all difficulties with smile. The nickname of smile superman is David who is a very good guy.
Smile superman kills all monsters and overcomes any setbacks.
A superman is a level 6 sex move where you put your cock in her mouth and lay flat on her face and do the superman pose and hum the superman theme while she sucks it down until you cum.
My boyfriend gives the best supermans
The most dogsh*t of a so called "superhero" ever created in the DC universe. Yeah he has powers, xray vision, lazer eyes, fight and hes strong ig (hes a puny weakling) but he has a weakness... a glowing green rock...😹😹 and they come in more colors to that do other things, so logically speaking, if you got a mini gun and loaded it up with a bunch of those green rocks (you can buy them anywhere on the dc dark web) and sprayed at him. DEAD! You kill him in many other ways hes not completely invincible, like how alfred could stomp on his head. In conclusion Super man is the shittiest "hero" ever
Sincerly
-Batman dick rider!
Guy 1: Yo that kid over there is so superman🤮🤮
Girl 2. I know right its actually nasty..🤢🤢