The strange metal containers on the walls in womenโs bathroom stalls.
Careful around that vampire box Doug, that red dye will stain your white sox shirt. Period.
The phase after you lose your virginity and all you want is the D.
My puss just got penetrated and now i'm livin that cock vampire life.
Ever since I lost my virginity im so thirsty for some penis. You can call me a cock vampire.
When a woman ties your arms to your side and forces you to eat her out on her period.
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
In the Navy and Marines, time off work and off the ship or station is called 'liberty.' When they have a blood drive, one incentive is they give you a mess hall pass that entitles you to a prime steak dinner and then the rest of the day off, where you get to go ashore. You get liberty in exchange for blood.
"Hey, Joe, you going ashore tomorrow?"
"Yup, they're having a blood drive. I'm gonna get vampire liberty."
"Yeah? Count me in!"
An individual who feeds off of the tragic events of others. They gain their power by gathering information about said tragedy from everybody but the person affected.
"Gayle came over to my office today to get the deets on Phil's mother's stage 4 cancer diagnosis. She's a blatant tragedy vampire."
1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
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Someone who can only do homework at night.
I'm such a homework vampire... i'm just too distracted during the day
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