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Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 29, 2017


cancer music

Cancer music is something you fucking hear during minecraft tuto rials and shit it really is over used and needs to stop.

But srsly guys people die from cancr so stop it cancr is bad.

Gay: OMGET! ! the minecraft tutorial i saw is so good!!
Lesbian: Ya ik it has cancer music in it

by A_gay_man September 13, 2017


cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020


Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.

I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.

by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009

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car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

by TooSick4U April 12, 2007

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Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.

1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.

by Caserdoodle September 20, 2007

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cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006

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