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Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.

Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.

by Dirt Dobber May 6, 2011


Club Scout

Club Scout – usually a fraternity pledge or other lowly entrant, who is tasked the demeaning job of making a solo run to check out strip clubs and other venues for more senior members for future party spots

Brian got tagged as being the club scout for the fraternity.

by TooSick4U February 10, 2010


Club Nintendo

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.

Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.

by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 11, 2011


Cubs Club

A club started by Sean McConeghy and Audrey Scheulen at Coconut Tree in Roatan, Honduras on June 18, 2014. Membership in the Club is attained by doing one shot of beer a minute up to the number of years that it has been since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

We joined the Cubs Club last night at the bar. The tab was huge but worth it.

by AmeriPaddy June 19, 2014


bay club

the better version of a country club serving the best hospitality on the west coast. employing the world's best teens under the world's worst management

karen: hey julie, i'm #bayclubhappy
julie: that's just because you just had 5 frosés at the bay club bitch. get a job and pick up your kids from daycare.

by happicali22 March 29, 2020


Club Cough

Sickness caused by prolonged exposure to excessive smoke machines, typically in a darkened nightclub setting, usually underground (so as to avoid air circulation). Pair this with alcohol and sweat and this makes for a deadly combination. The actual cough can last anywhere from a week to as long as a month.

I went to this rave last night at this horrible club, and wow do I have some serious club cough today. I’m not gonna make it to work.

by dorksgetlaid2 June 9, 2019


Club-Shine

The pivotal point for a female between dry and dripping with sweat achieved only while dancing ones ass off at a club or party.

Club-Shine requires the service of a capable DJ who can play more than 2 danceable songs in a row or a host that doesn't have Rick Astley on their iPod.

Club-Shine is a non-point for men because society allows them to just call it sweat.

After 5 songs, my club-shine was at risk, so we grabbed a couple mojitos to cool off.

by ericizmine February 22, 2010