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heart-hands

A gesture created by connecting your two hands as they face one another, curved in, to create a shape somewhat approximating a heart; signifies approval and affection of the overwhelming variety.

*as you create the shape itself, placed somewhere near your actual thorax* Aw, heart-hands for Big Daddy!

by eek, she cried! October 26, 2006

29πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mob Handed

adj. Describes turning up en masse, usually in preparation for trouble like kicking the crap out of some other guys, or as a safety in numbers precaution to prevent exactly that. Also applies in work life, when you call a meeting and some dipshit brings 10 buddies, or you throw a party and some utter loser...brings 10 buddies.

"Fuck me if Chopper didn't turn up at the Red Lion mob handed last night looking to get even with Frankie Four Inches. By Last Orders no cunt was left standing in the place. Fucking carnage"

by Satandog February 26, 2006

82πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


white hands

The color of a guy's hands after he's done "pleasing himself."

Look at Brett, he's hasn't gotten any in awhile. You can tell by his white hands.

by Bucknut89 December 3, 2011

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


jad hands

Sensation of getting cold, clammy hands while performing a high stress task.

This originates from Runescape while fighting the final boss of the Fight Caves, Jad.
Creators of the term: Leon3100, Drix547 Presidents of the McDaniel College Online Gaming Club

Guy 1: Quick, protect from Mage!
Guy 2: I can’t click, I have Jad Hands!

by Shewsh February 23, 2018

23πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


patron hands

1. when Edward Fortyhands isn't enough to fuck you up, and you feel you need a challenge; the game generally ends in the participants death

2. an explanation for why some one would do something completely fucked up, or any explanation at all really

1. fuck my life, time to get drunk as shit, patron hands!!!!!

2. guy 1 "dude why is andrew passed out balls up naked in the living room?" guy 2 "patron hands"

by axis6a August 15, 2010

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Fat Hand

This term will help those familiar with table football, or foos as it is more commonly know, to name a common injury. The injury occurs while rolling a rod up your wrist and forearm. It leads to red marks and eventual bruising and in some extreme cases can lead to your hand swelling up, thus fat hand.

'wow that hand looks swollen'
'yeah i got some serious fat hand dude'

by manofmanysides February 12, 2008

19πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hand-Cuffing

When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.

How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing

1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.

If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.

Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.

Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?

Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.

by aspartame July 20, 2009

51πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž