townie

(see knob jockey or cunt) somebody from basingstoke hampshire u.k hangs around outside macdonalds and suffers from dickheaditis they usualy dont go to school and have 1 crack head parent they also whear cheap ass jackets that say the shittest and i mean SHIT logos i.e boston duffer and michagan half of these peopel thinking these are makes of cloths and not citties or sayings. they also thik eating posh pot noddles actually make them posh

man check out tht townie eating a posh noodle

oi blud fuck yall selves full im posh u bumboclut ass wipe fuck face

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wannabe townie

A person who openly wishes to be a townie, but for one reason or another, does not fall into the townie category.

"Look at the townies over there."
"Nah, they're wannabe townies."

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Townie (scum)

The townie is fabulous. Wait, before you click off, let me explain...
The townie allows us to experience first hand what pre-historic man was like, the overhung brow, the tribes, the never-ending reproducing... fascinating stuff! They spend their days preying on so called 'weaker' species such as goths and moshers (i say weaker because we don't feel the need to hang out in groups of 100 just to feel safe), and when they tire of the chase (which isn't very long seeing how much they smoke) the scavenger instinct comes through, and the townie will steal money or food of another prey, ie OAPS and 5 year olds. Naturally this will be done in the large group, as the townie will not attack on it's own. Science tells us that this is how the pre-historical neanderthals behaved, now we have the unique opportunity to study them first hand. Hooray for townies!!

Townie 1: 'ey mate, wossat shit y'go'?
Townie 2: Nickt i' offa kid bruv.
Townie 1: Mate, you're wel' 'ard innit!
Goth walks by.
Townie 1: Oi mate, look a' that goff, he's wel' ashin' for it inne?
Townie 2: Yeah bruv, les go beat 'im up innit!
Townie 1: Na mate, wait til the crew get 'ere, 'ee mite curse us or summat.

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Townie losering

When a girl stays complacent with an alcoholic townie despite previously held wishes to do something with her life.

"Hey, didn't she go in to the Peace Corp?"
"No, she gave up on that idea once she started townie losering with some 30 year old alcoholic who lives with his parents."

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wannabe townie

The only thing worse than a townie! They somehow manage to have a lower IQ than a regular chav and they have a fake attitude problem and think they are funny but infact they are just retards! They are hated by everyone including their heros "townies"

WT: Respect
Townie: Fuck up of you wannabe

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townie bob

what bob is called when he puts on his bling threads and starts saying "innit".

townie bob called me a "fuckin goth innit". I hate him.

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anti-townies

anti-townies are people who hate townies and chavs and rat-boys/girls.

people like me

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