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The act of taking a shit then turning around and jacking off on the turd causing you to "frost" the turd.
My buddy was frosting the turd last night .
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When some of your excrement is peeking out of the toilet.
Gus: Dude, i crapped a huge turd whale!!!
Zach: Did u hit it when you wiped?
One who excels in areas of douchebaggery A dork of monumental proportion.
"hey, my girlfriend is such a turd nozzle!"
"Dude, that girl I took home last night totally wanted it in the butt. I was up all night denting the turd."
Also past tense, "Oh, man- you dented the turd?!" "I think she had her turd dented."
A thin layer of toilet paper strategically placed on the surface of the toilet water for the purpose of muffling the sound of the splash.
My bathroom is right beside my room mates' bedrooms, so out of courtesy I often use a turd supressor.
A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
Turd Lunger is used to describe a person who derives pleasure from getting a lung full of vapors from a healthy pile of freshly grunted crap. This type of individual will not enter a bathroom without ample reading material, thus not depriving themselves ample time to “Lunger” the vapors.
Turd Lungers are closely related to Turd Linger in that they both enjoy turds; however the Turd Lunger is motivated by vapors whereas the Turd Linger derives pleasure from scent and sound.
Bobby read the Wall Street Journal while he pinched off his midmorning grunt; giving him ample time to “Lunger” his neatly tapered turd. Bobby is a true Turd Lunger.