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I’m sorry Maddie I refuse to go on go ape because I’m such a wet wipe.
someone who’s one way to express emotion is to cry
steve: *crying* this is the best day ever!
carol: steve, stop being such a wet wipe.
1. Someone who is dull and stupid
2. Someone who you just hate
3. Friendly way of saying shut up u idiot to your friend
Toilet paper often located in public washrooms that shaves your butt hole while wiping it.
Dude that Mcdonald's bathroom has some serious razor wipe going on. I might have to by new underwear.
It's when you're conserving the use of your toilet paper and helping the environment, when wiping your ass:
- Using a moderate amount of toilet paper folded into your hand, you make your first wipe within your ass in one vigorous swoop
- The handful of thin fabric paper in your hand now is strongly stained brown, in a streaky motion with chunks, with a strong but familiar smell
- You then flip over said layers of paper onto it's clean white side, while holding onto it by the edges, to minimize the fecal residue that is to stick to your fingers
- Then in a 2nd strong motion, you wipe your ass with this new clean side, collecting even more manure lodged between the depths of your ass cheeks
- You are then to drop said folds of toilet paper -- now doubly stained by strong, chunky fecal streaks, into the toilet
- Unravel another string of toilet paper, and repeat the process another 3-4 times, to ensure your anal region is fecal free, while being kind to the environment.
"Dude, we're running out of toilet paper kinda quick. Don't tell me you're only single-wiping! That is sooo 2015. We Double Wipe around here, like every good citizen."
When you wipe/lick the slime off someone's gooch or taint.
Eww. did you hear about when Tyler slime wiped Ryan.