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The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.
Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.
"When a girl craughs so hard that they rub their eyes and their makeup is smudged, running down their face."
> *laughing very hard* "DUDE, STOP, I'M GOING TO LOOK LIKE A SAXCITED PANDA SOON!"
>> "Go use at this thing then..." *links girl to buy a baby dribbler*
> *now looking like a Saxcited Panda, crying with laughter* "WHYYY?!"
A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
That girl is a total virginity panda.
When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
She Crab Panda'd my asshole until I busted a huge nut!
Someone who locks all their friends in a van and only feeds them cake and ice cream.
That Nobonita is a real Spanish Panda, her friends are never getting out!
when you the condom spills as you are putting it in the dairy queen cup and and all you have is your sock...
hey jackie i spilled a little can i use your panda sock?
Very tall(est.), intelligent, only one capable of meeting V and the most supercalifragilisticexpialidocius person.
Everyone obeys her except people whose names start with K
Guy 1 - Do you know Arna Panda?
Guy 2 - That super tall girl?
Literally every person on the planet - Ah yes thats the one.
Burj khalifa- *cries in short*
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