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A pengiun who can defeat anything but a purple penguin
A person who can win at anyting
You: Dude. Look at that rasta penguin!
Me: Woah! He kicks ass!!
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A game played on Real World D.C. after show with Andrew and some of the other cast members.
Penguin meaning false.
Andrew: Truth or penguin? I have a Korean brother.
Cast members: reply, truth or penguin
Andrew: Truth, I have a Korean step-brother
Andrew: Truth or penguin? I have am a cage fighter.
Cast members: reply, truth or penguin
Andrew: Penguin
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Sex with both partners pants around their ankles.
I'm so horney for you I'm gonna do you penguin style from the door to the bed and I'm not planning on taking my shoes off.
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So drunk you waddle around like a penguin. It doesn't hurt to be wearing an original penguin shirt.
Damn my buddy was penguin hammered last night, he couldn't even stand.
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Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.
I had to slept outside because I was penguins drunk.
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The name given to a man who gets laid no more than twice a year, similar to a male penguin.
How is it possible that you've beat off 6 times today dude?
I'm a sexual penguin, no choice in the matter. Fuck off.
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When one's jeans are worn too low, the crotch area sags below the person's actual crotch area. This is often a symptom of ill-fitting pants.
"My pants are so tight that I can't pull them up all the way. As a result, I get penguin crotch."
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