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PPE Price

Pandemic/Post Election Pricing.

How much per round?! You out yo god damn mind? Its PPE priced. Take it or leave it.

by Humor U2 February 13, 2021


Olivia Price

I love you and your “average sizedforehand

olivia price is sexc😩

by theodoreprice September 10, 2021


the price of peace

When in the midst of parenthood, this is the "price" associated with letting your kid do whatever they're doing that would normally annoy the living piss out of you in order to obtain a brief solace to accomplish any sort of meaningful task you've set out to do.

Think of it in this context:

Your 4 year old is outside flinging mud against the house. They're preoccupied, and normally you don't want your kid caking your house in mud. However, maybe you're talking with a neighbor or doing yard work. You want to keep doing that thing because the kid is distracted for a bit.

If we think about the situation pretty simplistically, you can either:

A) Yell at them to stop, whereby they'll likely find something equally as irritating or perhaps dangerous to do while you're still engaged in whatever you were doing.

B) Let them keep doing it and stay distracted for an undetermined amount of time, hopefully a while.

So once you're basically weighing how disruptive your kid's activity is versus the bit of time you'll receive to do what you need to do.

Person 1: Yesterday Timmy was flinging gravel across the yard all over the damn place.

Person 2) Is that why my damn window is broken?

Person 1) Yeah, but you know, it was the price of peace. At least I was able to finish up the deck.

by Cloren10 January 22, 2023


Two scoops for the price of one

When you flip a man’s(or woman if you ready for sexual harassment charges) titties with both hands at once

Oh my! Two scoops for the price of one!

by Slappdat October 5, 2017


Noble price

What u get wen ur smart

Jaysus fucking Christ never got a noble price, y r ppl taking his book so seriously??

by EKimLipse December 7, 2023


Price

Anybody with the surname price can hold there weight in drink not only this but they are an absolute legend and takes shit from no on including teachers most males with the surname price have an above average size dick but the women with the surname price get there husbands or partners to do the work

Price, joe-(c)

by Pricey ricey 🌶 October 21, 2019


Price

To shove rice in one’s penis hole, and then using the ejaculation sequence to launch the rice as a projectile towards a set target.

Matthew would quite enjoy to use the “price technique” in order to gain his payback.

by Zesty molesty February 18, 2020