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A wad of crusty toilet paper caught in the ass crack after wiping your ass. Also a term used to describe a particularly dumb person who doesn't have a clue.
I was hitting it from behind and looked down and saw anus crumbs on my dick.
Disco anus is when someone has severe diarrhea
"Dude, I think I have disco anus, from that food we ate earlier."
When you have a wicked case of the shits that lasts an entire calendar year.
After her Annus Horribilis — or "terrible year" (1992), which saw Windsor Castle burn and her childrens' lives marred by divorce — Queen Elizabeth II developed a case of Anus Horribilis. It was so bad Prince Phillip had to sleep in his own room. Not even the royal corgis could stand the stink and the constant trips to the loo.
On a doughnut or donut, the jam anus is the insertion point of Jam into a filled doughnut.
This is conducted using a baster or piping bag, thus a puncture mark is left on the doughnut when the implement is retracted.
The term was used by Sarah Millican in the Off Menu Podcast with Ed Gamble and James Acaster.
Episode 87: Sarah Millican (Christmas Special) whilst discussing Greggs doughnuts (29:11)
Christy: I love when I get a donut with a pronounced jam anus
Angela: You F**king Wot?
Christy: you can see where the Jam went in so you don’t get it on yourself
Angela: bitch you crazy
The condition where one's anus is inside out
Jose's has inverted anus after extreme anal intercourse.
When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS
2:EWWWWW
Tiny anus is smoll buttholl LOL
(Tiny anus - tiny anus is smoll butholl LOL)
Waifu: My third anis requirrs grooming
Me: yes my lord, ur smoll butholl will be cleened from filth