The literal best food in the entire multiverse.
Guy 1: Hey man wanna make some bacon pancakes?
Guy 2: Fuck yeah.
Real Canadian Bacon, not that crap us American's are eating. Peameal Bacon is boneless pork loins, cured in sweet pickles and rolled around in some sort of cornmeal mix (used to be peameal). What the hell is America feeding us? I don't even know sometimes.
American Canadian Bacon: Round processed lie slices.
Peameal Bacon: ROASTY TRIMMED BRINEY PICKLY CORNMEAL MUSCLE-Y HOG OF GLORY.
police car on the side of the road with a radar gun
"Slow down, there's some bacon on the side up the road."
A celebratory occasion traditionally held the morning after a Bacon Battle, in which the winner invites all other competitors, as well as the Bacon Baron, over for a big fry-up of all the bacon.
We had an awesome Bacon Burning this morning. Bill cooked us up a shit-load of bacon. It tasted so good.
The thiccest piece of bacon that you have ever seen. A complete god
Tim Bacon be thiccc
(n:) time of day where eating bacon is absolutely necessary, and (n:) a diner dedicated to the pure awesomeness of bacon by specializing in bacon related dishes...oh, and curling
(v:) to wrap something in bacon; to fry or deep fry something; to wrap in bacon and then deep fry
What time is it? Oh its bacon thirty! (fry some bacon) Nom nom nom.
My sandwich is so boring! I know, I should baconthirty it. (wrap it in bacon and deep fry it) Nom nom nom.
An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.