beach book

“The beach book is easily digestible, designed to be guzzled down from a cramped airline seat or reclining poolside chair. Comforting, happy endings are assured; every couple who ought to end up walking into the sunset together does (although the best of the genre have you doubting that destiny in the middle chapters.) They’re not the novels you proudly display on your shelves so that guests may marvel at your intellectual prowess, but frankly, it’s too hot out for Tolstoy.” - Kim Rollins

"I feel like sitting by the pool and reading a nice beach book"

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Book Whore

A female who is obsessed with reading.. Has dozens of book boyfriends and can't stop talking about her books (or book boyfriends.)

A book whore will pull out her kindle, iPad or actual book at any given moment.

A book whore likes drinking coffee (or tea), getting spanked and throughly fucked. Kinky fuckery is her favorite pastime.

-"My wife just yelled 'christian grey' when she came"

Friend "Who would you fuck, kill and marry."

Book whore:" I'd fuck christian Grey, Marry Remy and kill Gideon Cross's parents..."

Friend: "......wait who are those people?"

-"I wait to get into bed and cuddle with my next book boyfriend."

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Book nigga

A man who opposed to chilling with you, decided to move onto higher learning. Giving up chilling with his friends to read books, study, and/or write.

Does Carlos want to head to the crib and chill?
He has finals tomorrow.
What a Book nigga.

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Brown Book

A book or magazine kept on the tank of the toilet for duece-dropping reading material. Seen as unfit to be shared.

I saw this year's swimsuit issue at Dave's but then realized it was his brown book so I didn't touch it.

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Book Slut

noun: 1. A smart chick who reads a LOT but gets the guy the cheerleader wants
2. Someone who derives "pleasure" from literature
verb: as in "being all book sluty"; flaunting literary aptitude which appeals to hott guys

Cheerleader girl to another cheerleader: "Oh my GOD Jenny, look at her being such a book slut! I tried my hardest to win that guy by my good looks and underhanded cruelty, but she won him with her brains and natural charm!".

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Bathroom Book

A book intentionally bought for
bathroom reading.

Jordana: God she's been in the bathroom forever.
Allee: She must be enjoying that bathroom book right about now!

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booked and busy

To have plans and be booked or full with plans

1. This summer I’m booked and busy
2. Can’t talk right now I’m booked and busy

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