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when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
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The amount of bullshit you are willing to put up with at a particular compensation.
That job sucks, but it pays well. It meets my bullshit quotient.
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1. Any situation that is made of astonishing fail, to the point that amusement is utterly non-existent.
2. A storm in which the precipitation consists of wet, sloppy cow patties. Usually seen only when a tornado has been in the vicinity of cow pastures.
1. Man, that vacation was a complete bullshit storm! First we got lost and ended up in Big Foot country, then Timmy got eaten by a shark, and we got nailed by a category four hurricane on the way home. Fuck vacation, I'm staying home!
2. Stay inside! Johnson just called and said there was a twister ripping through his cow pastures. There's gonna be a bullshit storm later.
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BS Texts are when the person you're texting makes pacifist like responses. BS Texting is usually used when someone feels guilty about something or when they're annoyed by the person texting them
Maddie: Hey what's up?
Sam: nm
Maddie: That's cool. Oh I think I saw you at the movie theater yesterday!
Sam: cool.
Maddie: We need to go on a date soon!
Sam: kay.
Maddie: What's wrong?
Sam: nothing...
(2 hours later)
Sam: I'm having an affair
Maddie: WHAT??!! I should've known that was why you were Bullshit Texting me!
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Quite similar to Hogan; Hates sports; Lies frequently, and is excessively fond of the PENIS.
Come on, Harrison, you know that's not true. Don't be such a bullshit barnes!
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1. Any reprehensible or repulsive individual intent on destabilizing the delicate balance of the earth.
2. Any individual who utilizes nonsense as his or her sole method of getting ahead of other people unfairly, and succeeds at it. Normally associated with unfairly degrading the position of a much more diligent individual.
3. Any individual who repeatedly applies the concept of bullshit to get through his or her daily life, and would dismally fail without it.
4. Any highly successful individual who has achieved grandure through charlatan practices.
1. Yasser Arafat, bullshit buccaneer of the century, finally dead!
2. That bullshit buccaneer, he completely faked his speech and the teacher gave him an A.
3. If that bullshit buccaneer wasn't such a suck-up, he'd get an F.
4. The vast majority of successful businesspeople are just bullshit buccaneers who screw people over with a smile on their face.
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A place where supervisors and managers kiss the asses of people over them and rub the people who work under them the wrong way.
He's sick of tired of working that bullshit job!
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