Randy says who wants to spit on my bumper in the parking lot!
A slang term for vagina to vagina sexual contact.
I caught my sister and her best friend in the middle of a boat bumper session!
A guy who is so hot he makes me weak in my knees
Amy: Did you see the head Treblemaker
Hailey: Yeah. His name is Bumper Allen
To act, or be a queerosexual and or act like the gay, fudge packer Tom Cruise.
In prison don't drop your soap because you could get sexually assaulted by a dumper bumper.
To masterbate (for a male).
It is unbelievable! Marty just lost his job because he was caught in the office watching porn and pulling the front bumper off himself!
Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.
Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper
To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist
You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections