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A uniform tan with no tan lines, achieved by sunbathing naked wherever the hell you want in California.
I'm going to Baker Beach to work on my California tan today.
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when youre fucking a girl, preferably standing, and you spin her.
this works best with more than 5 spins.
"Yo, Lisa bumped her head when Mikey tried the California Doorknob. He needs more upper body strength."
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The method of turning left on a street that forbids left hand turns. You drive through the intersection, turn right at the next intersection, and continue around the block with two more right turns until you end up going in the left-hand direction you wanted to travel in the first place. So named because of 19th Avenue in San Francisco--a long stretch of road that forbids left hand turns.
Sara: I want to head into the Sunset district, but I can't turn left.
Andra: Just make a California left at the next light.
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when a guy/girl urinates inside of a vagina then eats it out
he pulled a california juicebox and she never knew until she stood up
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Kind of Kush, obviously grown in California, that i don't get to see a lot here in New York. It is the best bud I have ever smoked. It gave me an almost dxm like high. The giant nug that i saw had a little bit of dark purple shit and mad crystals. I highly recommend it if you ever have access to it. The last time I got as high as I did on a fat 10 was when I had to blaze down 3 blunts of Outdoor Killerz. STRONG SHIT.
"Yo you wanna smoke some California Kush?"
"Fuck yeaaaahh!"
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Using the shoulder of a five lane freeway to pass a slow moving car in the left hand lane. Often this move is made by a douche bag that is driving a late model European coupe or sedan.
Son (sitting shotgun): Wow Dad! Look at that BMW pass that car up ahead.
Father (driving): Don't ever do that shit!
Son: Do what?
Father: The California slingshot, son.
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Ontario is the fancy ghetto. We're a little bit of everything can be found. The fancy, the average, the poor and the bumb under the 60 freeway. It's we're shootings happen that no one ever hears about and the suicides no one cares about.
Let's go to Ontario, California ese!
Nah wuey. It's scary there!
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