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puppet cancer

1. A form of cancer that, when contracted, transforms you into a puppet version of yourself.
"Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. Cancer for puppets.
"Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

1. "Angel doesn't have puppet cancer"
2. "Jim Henson was sued by Kermit after he contracted Puppet Cancer from filming outdoor scenes without being provided with sunscreen"

by Chris Amigo June 10, 2014


Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.

You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019


cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020


Cancer Nugget

Every once in a while in pollution-drenched third world nations a chicken mcnugget is created containing hazardous waste before it is frozen and sent to the USA.

These nuggets glow in the dark and are said to have healing powers if shot through a particle accelerator and drenched in sodium hydroxide.

I ate a cancer nugget and now my stomach is more full of tumors than Shaq after a plateful of double cheeseburgers.

by Styxhexenhammer December 13, 2009

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car cancer

car cancer is rust, generally caused by road salts used to remove ice and snow from the roads.

My winter beater has some serious car cancer. She runs well, but the poor girl is held together with prayers and wire.

by TooSick4U April 12, 2007

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Breath Cancer

1) Chronic bad breath. Breath so foul; the stench of which is tantamount to that of a diseased, deceased, decaying carcass inside one's mouth.

2) Chronic bad breath from smoking cigarettes.

1) Don't let his pretty smile fool you; Larry actually has some of the worst breath cancer you'll ever encounter.

2) Five hours after his last cigarette, Larry's breath cancer finally began to wane.

by Caserdoodle September 20, 2007

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cancer dick

A term used when a man gets his dick sucked shortly after the sucker has smoked a ciggarette.

Making out with a smoker sucks, but getting cancer dick from one isnt so bad.

by Zippie January 2, 2006

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