One who accidently shoots himself out of paranoia.
Putz: *Carries a Knife as everyday protection*
Cheddar Debo: *Thinks the knife is an intimidation tactic towards him and attempts to holster a .22 and shoots himself*
CHEDDAR CHEESE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR
ALL HAIL THE CHEDDAR CHEESE
Cheddar is slang for drugs. Slinkin' Cheddar refers to the act of using that drug and getting high on it, thus slinkin' around due to the person's lack of, well, moving.
"Bruh, at the party I saw Ted slinkin' cheddar. I asked him where I could get some cheddar and he said to go fuck an obese office worker."
Another word for the female genatalia.
(Synonym for Vagina, pussy, flange etc.)
Oi Seb, check that guy over there. He's a fat cheddar gauge yanno!
Someone who was embarrassed or emasculated in there childhood who cuts off all ties with family or friends to sit in there dark room using there computer all day, sometimes not even doing anything and just staring at the screen.
a way you can tell someone is a cheddar goblin is if they have bright pale skin, are really skinny, and sometimes can be a femboy.
the phrase "cheddar goblin" comes from the Nicolaus cage movie "Mandy"
ever since that time in 8th grade Jerry has been a cheddar goblin
that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.
another name for a gold digger
Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"