christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation
Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.
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A contrived pose in movies to give significance where there is none by mimicing the death of christ on the cross.
Also the title of a Soundgarden song.
Willem Dafoe's jesus christ pose in Platoon was almost as lame as Sean Penn's in Dead Man Walking.
Soundgarden's jesus christ pose is way better than anything Audio Slave has done.
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The using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust.
Also used in the excellent film, Ginger Snaps.
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle, Bob! You gave me a fright!'
or
'Jesus Christ on a bicycle! That was soooo gnarly!'
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what you call someone before you call them out on their problems/hypocrisy
My mom: I don't like all the cleavage you have.
Me: My brother in Christ, you gave it to me.
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Used to replace jokes containing the N-word
Dudes be like โSubway Sucksโ
My brother in Christ you made the sandwich
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A saying to some one who annoys the hell out of you
Person 1 : Why should I care about watch movie we watch. Just put a movie on right fucking now!
Person 2 : Jesus Harold Christ! Shut your fucking mouth or there will be no movie
A tyrannical empire established and existing for reasons unknown.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Christ (Deemed to be) University attacked.