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You've seen one close

Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.

Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.

Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.

What do I think? I think you've seen one close there.

by The other Agent August 26, 2010


Playing me too close

It’s a warning that someone is doing something that’s pissing you off and there will be consequences if they continue.

The store security guard kept watching me in the store when I was shopping so I told him, “fuck off, you’re playing me too close!”

by 15knicks March 14, 2022


close the god damn door

A common Panic at the disco phrase to show that you need to close the door. It was a lyric In one of Panic!s songs

Hey buddy CLOSE THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

by I’m totally trash October 4, 2017


very very close friend

what you call your boyfriend/girlfriend when you dont want other people to know.

K: So brian and me were-
S: your very very close friend brian?
K: hahah. yes...

by Zrrrr April 24, 2008

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close enough for government work

Stopping work on a task without performing the extra steps necessary to complete it to a high standard of quality.

I didn't pull the weeds from around the garage, but the lawn looks close enough for government work.

by Geekzapoppin October 3, 2005

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Pools closed tour '06

A group of people at Otakon of 2006 wearing t-shirts with a black man with an afro on them saying "pools closed tour '06". Most of them dressed up as the habbo charectar and would yell "Pools closed! due to aids." if anyone asked them if the pool was indeed, still closed.

Jason: Hey, is the pool still closed?
Boy with afro: Pools closed!! Due to AIDS!!

"Hey have you seen the guys with the Pools closed tour '06 shirts?"
"Not yet but I want a picture of them."

by Adorably Dead September 21, 2006

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throwing a sausage up a close

close as in lobby or communal entrance-way. sausage as in john thomas. A description of having sex with a woman whose fanny is particulary slack.

"She said it didn't touch the sides, but it was like throwing a sausage up a close!"

by Michael S. Clark November 20, 2003

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