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(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
Colon Calculation: Verb.
The act of pulling numbers and statistics out of ones ass.
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
When u crash while riding or stunting on some two wheeled vehicle,and u wind up with said vehicle's(or another vehicle's) kickstand in your butt.
He landed that stunt 20 times while practicing,but crashed and got a kickstand colonic in front of 5000 people attending the Extreme BMX semi-finals.
A synonym for "Columbus Day" and can be seen in the form of an acronym "CCD" (religious torture, trauma, and violence).
Happy Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
Fuck Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD)!!!
I am off on Capitalistic Colonizer Day (CCD).
An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.
Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!