Coochie Cotton

When a female is unprepared for her period/menstrual cycle, this would be the last ditch effort do not ruin your underwear until you can get your hands on a tampon or pad. It is basically rolling up a decent amount of bath tissue in replacement for a pad.

Well that was unexpected! I guess I have to use coochie cotton to get by.

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Blottin' Cotton

Like Prairie doggin'. When you have to poop so bad that you are pushing it out and pulling it in. At the zenith of the outstroke, you actually touch your under garments. A slight blot.

"Dude, I am way past the warning farts. I am straight up blottin' cotton."

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cotton candied

When you get cotton candy syrup on you from syrup pump.

I cotton candied myself at work today

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Picking the cotton

When a girl is on her period and you finger her. The cotton represents the tampon.

John: Yo bro what did you do last night with Katie
Simon: Bro, I was picking the cotton
John: Damn bro you nasty as fuck
Simon: Yea my finger are still red

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cotton candy

slang or crew term for Oxycontin.

Hey, fool. Do you happen to have acquired any of that oh so lovely "cotton candy?"

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Cotton Picking

The act of picking particles of semen left behind on one's pubic hair after masturbating or intercourse

To keep my pubic hair clean, I have decided to start cotton picking

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cotton stew

Cotton stew is obtained by mixing together all possible bodily fluids and/or in some cases solids, including but not limited to: jizzum, piss, spit, diarrhea, vomit, snot, mucus, blood, shit, sweat, vaginal fluid, tears, (liquidy) earwax, pancreatic enzymes.

Stir until correct consistency is achieved, it should resemble...well cotton stew

Bitch was pissing me off so I made her make some cotton stew and then made her drink it.

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