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When someone coughs or sneezes so hard they loose bowel control and let a massive wet fart containing more shit then fart.
I knew Stanley wasn't feeling well when he sneezed and left a Bermuda cough drop on new shag rug.
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A term used to describe the middle of no where, or a place a long way from somewhere. See also Bum Fuck Egypt
I don't feel like driving to ass cough california just to go see a damn movie.
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An expression used after someone coughs. Same meaning as "Bless you" except used for a cough.
"Good cough you!," he said after I coughed.
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1) Old man booze, such as Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, or any such corn whiskey or spirits.
2) Jizz, cum, spooge, spunk, man-cream, love juice, ball beverage, nut nectar, well you get the picture
1) I got grounded for a month for sneaking in the basement and drinking grandpa's cough medicine.
2) My girl had the flu, so when she was blowing me, I came in her throat and gave her some of grandpa's cough medicine, and the next morning she was fine.
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To pour cough syrup on one's penis, and insert it into a sick person throat.
My gay life partner has really bad bronchitis and was coughing most of the night. I told him to open wide for daddy cause your going to have to choke down a Cock Meat Cough Drop. So I drown my huge man hammer in Tussin and jammed it down his cock holster.
Grandpa's old cough syrup usually refers to a hot toddy. A drink made with one shot of whiskey, a half cup of boiling water, a spoonful of honey, and a splash of lemon juice. Variations include adding cloves and/or cinnamon sticks then letting the drink brew for approximately 5 minutes before serving.
The nickname of Grandpa's old cough syrup comes from the hot toddy being used as a cold/flu remedy.
You guys been doing a little bit of boozing? Sucking back on grandpa's old cough syrup?
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when a doctor slaps on some latex gloves... holds onto ur balls (if u have them) & tells u to turn your head & cough as he feels your spine for a hernia... or at least thats what he tells u he's doing
"turn your head and cough, please" ;)
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