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Counter-Strike sickness

Where one plays Counter-Strike or Counter-Strike: Source for long periods of time in a Zombie-like state. You may not be seen for a long while as you will spend every moment, that is not spent doing otherwise, playing CS or CS:S. The remedies for the "sickness" are:

1.) Un-install it and do something else.
2.) Find something that over-powers the urge to play CS.
3.) Go outside and have some fun.

There may indeed be other remedies, but these are the best. Now stop playing CS and go outside!

Counter-Strike zombie: in my 3 weeks offline i pwned hundreds of n00bs with my l33t deagle skills!

Internet forumer: That guy has the Counter-Strike sickness.

Random funny comment guy: Hey, come on, get up, get down with the sickness! :D XD :p

Counter-Strike zombie: n00bs! im going to go play cs, i dont have tiem for dis!

by Kee715 June 1, 2009

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Counter-troll

The light blue blog on wordpress, the blogspot presence, InsaneJournal and the tumblr blog is known for investigative reporting and effectively countering Encyclopedia Dramatica and Fandom Wank as An Eye In Shadows is the art of the trolling techniques that I was known for in chatrooms such as the handle-sharing prank in Firefly.com. Both these blogs whamline twitter tweets as they're both rigged to twitter. The two blogs in combination invoke heated twitter wars where combination of the r-word, guinea, and other nasty insults get tossed in retorts. Jenna Jameson is noted for this on twitter in recent years. The trolls that I had to deal with stemmed from LJDrama, SomethingAwful, Fandom Wank, and the libtard shit stabbers who lurked on shocklines, HorrorWorld, Fangoria, and DreadCentral. Joseph Locke decided to troll me on Shoggoth in the mid-era of the website as I took a hard swipe at him getting paid for whacking off on the Buffyverse and a coded swipe from a contributor on Robert Bloch's Psychos where I don't mention his name in the book but the page count where his story runs and ends. When he realized I was talking about him and noted he was getting paid for killing it on fanfiction novels he was pissed. (Look up kill on a prison slang website and you will see the term.)

TwilightSucks board, "We seen a thread from a VampireFreaks user from a cult that this one is also a part of as she invoked a well public fight between him and the board as he came in as his controversial house pen name that took a swipe at Black Death Books owner for pirating his five year plan in print."

The others , "Son of a bitch -- he fucking blogged about us as he was mocking us playing the game of counter-troll. Turns out he wrote the book on the subject as he has a fierce reputation of getting into it with Encyclopedia Dramatica."

TwilghtSucks is known for Gosh Darn Dang It To Heck filtering of strong language so the double homicide taunts as Mars Defden became the subject of notorious writer of the collective nightmare to writers of Slash fanfiction. He knew where to hit with the insults without coming off as anti-Semitic.

He almost pulled out "Blood on the Water" taunt as that became the rally for the small press publishers to beatdown David Boyer. He wasn't going to go to a lawyer to sic him he was ready to take a road trip to Boyer's House drag him out into the street then do a Cabrini Green style beatdown. Someone who was in his circle noted the early era chase and label grab of the thug in Sept. of 1995.

by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018

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Counter-Terrorist Unit

An underground organization with chapters in most Puerto Rican schools, founded in opposition to the Terror Unit. The CT-Unit, as it is known, promotes respect for one's elders and for the social order in the school. It is formed from most of the cliques in the school, with each having at least one representative in the body of the Unit.

Its organizational structure is also far more complicated than that of its opponents. Directors, the leaders of each chapter, are elected by the body at large, while the Directors themselves choose one as General Director. Each Director then chooses a member from the body to be a sort of under-Director, though this member holds no official rank.

The CT-Unit does its best not to utilize the verbal and physical abuse that mark its opponent; however, sometimes it is necessary for CTs to take violent action in defense of another or others. Directors are generally empowered to institute different policies regarding physical action; most commonly, if a T-Unit member attacks a CT, the Director calls for an all-out war against the T-Unit in that school.

Mario: "You're in the Counter-Terrorist Unit now?"

John: "Yeah, I just caught one of those little T-Unit morons hitting a kid yesterday."

Mario: "Kicked his ass?"

John: "You know it! I'm thinking of running for Director, actually!"

by The Red-Hatted Plumber April 14, 2006

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counter who asked

when someone uses the most uncreative phrase 'who asked' in an argument but then you realise that the phrase seems to contradict it self, so you use it back

Person 1: β€˜I travelled to the moon and back twelve times and still couldn't find who the fuck asked!’
Person 2: β€˜I don't care if you didn't ask, because no-one asked you either.’
Person 3: β€˜woah he just pulled a counter who asked’
Person 1: β€˜I don't fucking care’

by olek0 January 25, 2023


counter sunk turd

This is created when biting the pillow and coping a large sausage up the date and taking it for the team

The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.

by biggles2153 July 9, 2010

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over-the-counter counterculture

When something that appeals to those who'd rather do their own thing is sold by a corporation. A textbook example is Hot Topic appealing to the punk/emo/metal scene by selling shirts with "clever" sayings and emblems of punk bands that were big in the decade before. Another example would be pre-ripped jeans. When attemps to stand out are made easy by going to the mall, rather than actually embracing the counterculture itself.

You shit on eggs. I need no example. over-the-counter counterculture

by Mr.Majestic May 16, 2008

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reverse counter clockwise

Another way of saying clockwise. Used by either very stupid people or someone making fun of a very stupid person saying "reverse counter clock wise"

"Not that way asshole, you gotta turn it reverse counter-clockwise!"

by Jesse "Ankles With Toes" Rodriguez August 19, 2005

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